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Season 06 Episode 10

Murder Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [screaming, Phyllis and Dwight wrestling] Got you! Broken arm! Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom! Ha, gonna flip you! Jim: Once a year Dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world […]

Season 06 Episode 09

Double Date Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Seth Gordon Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Good morning, everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel? Hmmm? Stanley? Stanley: Thank you. [reaches for bagel] Dwight: No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you. Andy: Wow. H & H. You went all the way […]

Season 06 Episode 08

Koi Pond Written By: Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan Directed By: Reggie Hudlin Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Welcome children of the Scranton Industrial Park Community. Kids: YAY! Michael: Join your gangsta pumpkin on his palette truck of doom. Don’t worry about a thing. Rest assured you will see me later. Bwah ha ha… [bumps into […]

Season 06 Episode 07

The Lover Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Lee Eisenberg Transcribed By: Admin Erin: They’re back! Kevin: Oooh yeah… [people chuckle] Kevin: Jim and Pam! Kelly: How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic? Jim: It was. Pam: It really was. Jim: Really was. Kelly: [voice cracks] I’m so happy for you… […]

Season 06 Episode 06

Mafia Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Michael: The fundamentals of business. The funda-mentals of business. “Mental” is part of the word, I have underlined it. Because you’re mental, if you don’t have a good time. You have to enjoy it. Toby: Well, the “fun” is in it. [conference room […]

Season 06 Episode 05

Niagara (Part 2) Written By: Greg Daniels & Mindy Kaling Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Kevin: It’s a good idea. Oscar: It’s not a good idea. There’s no such thing as a good hairpiece. Kevin: Yeah. But that’s easy enough for you to say, Oscar. You have that thick, beautiful, Chicano hair. So […]

Season 06 Episode 04

Niagara (Part 1) Written By: Greg Daniels & Mindy Kaling Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Pam: I’m sorry. You guys have probably noticed my stomach’s a little more sensitive lately. So, if you wouldn’t mind wearing a little less perfume… and if your lunch is especially pungent, maybe have it in the break […]

Season 06 Episode 03

The Promotion Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Jennifer Celotta Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [in Michael’s office] Could you please sign my expense report? Michael: No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item. That is Jim’s now. I am exclusively big picture, epic. Dwight: [in Jim’s office] Sign this. Jim: Ah, ah, ah. […]

Season 06 Episode 02

The Meeting Written By: Aaron Shure Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [knock at Michael’s Office door] Yeah? Oscar: You wanted to see me? Michael: Yes, Oscar come on in. Close the door if you would. Thank you, thanks so much for talking to me. Oscar: Yeah sure. Michael: I’m going in for […]

Season 06 Episode 01

Gossip Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [enters office, somersaults onto couch, kicks over painting and lamp] Parkour! Dwight & Andy: [rush into office, Andy climbs on reception desk, Dwight holds video camera] Andy: Parkour! Dwight: [walking on Pam’s desk, then Jim’s desk] Extreme! Parkour! Jim: This… is Parkour. […]