Job Fair Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hey. Ready? Come on, show me excited! Oscar: Yes. [small fist-pumps from both Pam and Oscar.] Michael: Yeah, I’m pretty excited too. Michael: Today I’m heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find […]
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Season 04 Episode 16
Did I Stutter? Written By: Brent Forrester & Justin Spitzer Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Everybody! Everybody! Listen up, I need your ideas, now! Ideas please, right now! Go! Go! Come on! Pam: Michael we don’t know what you’re talking about… Michael: Wet cement, outside. It’s drying fast, come on. This is […]
Season 04 Episode 15
Night Out Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin Pam: What’s wrong Michael? Michael: I got gum in my hair. Pam: You do. Michael: This just stinks. Don’t touch it, please don’t touch it. Dwight: You’ve got a ton of dandruff. Michael: Okay, let me be. Jim: How’d you get gum […]
Season 04 Episode 14
Chair Model Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Pam: W.B. Jones is renovating their offices and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get. Jim: So we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there. Pam: Which just means we get […]
Season 04 Episode 13
Dinner Party Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Stanley: This is ridiculous. Phyllis: Do you have any idea what time we’ll get out of here? Michael: Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. [to Jim] Do you have plans tonight? Jim: Nope I don’t, remember […]
Season 04 Episode 12
The Deposition Written By: Steve Carell Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: So the figures show improvement right there, Michael. And again- [Pam walks in and shows Michael a note] Michael: I’ll call back. Kevin: You never call back. Pam: Every time Michael’s in a meeting, he makes me come in and give […]
Season 04 Episode 11
Survivor Man Written By: Steve Carell Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Toby: I really didn’t think I was going to have a good time, but I did. Totally did. Meredith: I love camping. [in a singing voice] Anything can happen. Toby: Oh, it wasn’t camping, it was more of a wilderness retreat. [Michael […]
Season 04 Episode 10
Branch Wars Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Joss Whedon Transcribed By: Admin Rolando: [on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Rolando. Oh, yes, she’s been expecting your call. [knocks on door] Karen: Yeah. Rolando: Karen? He’s on line one. Karen: Thanks Ro. Hey, we finally connected. How’s Scranton? Karen: I am the regional manager of […]
Season 04 Episode 09
Local Ad Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Jason Reitman Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Yeah! Everything! Oh it’s all good, it’s all good. Phyllis! Phyllis: Dancing babies! Michael: Dancing babies! I love it! I love it! Michael: We are making a commercial for Dunder Mifflin today. Our first ad ever. Corporate purchased some air time […]
Season 04 Episode 08
Money (Part 2) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Andy: So… Pam: What’s up? Andy: Me. All night. Dreaming about Angela’s smoking hot body. Pam: You’re being gross. Andy: Not from a male perspective. You need to set me up with her, I know she told you that she’s looking, […]