Money (Part 1) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Coat! [throws coat at Pam] Pam: Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his Netflix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow. Michael: Steak! Where’s my steeaaak? Pam: He’s a […]
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Season 04 Episode 06
Launch Party (Part 2) Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin Michael: How we doing on time? Angela: The party starts in an hour. Michael: Good. These are some things that I would like to have happen. Angela: Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting? Michael: Mmmhmm. Angela: Something made of […]
Season 04 Episode 05
Launch Party (Part 1) Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin [Michael stands up talking in the conference room, everyone sits at the table looking at the TV intently] Michael: And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable. They’re just numbers and boring and blech. So, what I […]
Season 04 Episode 04
Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 2) Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Craig Zisk Transcribed By: Admin [Jim leans over reception, talking to Pam, T0by enters the office with a woman] Jim: Hey, man. Toby: Hey, guys. This is my, uh, girlfriend, Amy. Pam: Hi. Jim: Hey, Amy. How ya doing? Pam: Nice to meet you. […]
Season 04 Episode 02
Fun Run (Part 2) Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin [Pam answers the phone at reception, Michael stands nearby] Pam: Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam. Michael: [whispers] Pro-Am. Pam: Pro-Am race for the… They hung […]
Season 04 Episode 03
Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 1) Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Craig Zisk Transcribed By: Admin [Pam is in the breakroom getting a soda from the vending machine, Jim enters] Pam: Hey. Jim: Hey! Pam: I got you one. [Pam hands over a grape soda to Jim] Jim: Oh, wow, thank you. Pam: Yeah. Jim: […]
Season 04 Episode 01
Fun Run (Part 1) Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin [Michael eats a bowl of cereal at his condo] Michael: Okay, well… I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize, domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well, she bought the milk. […]
Season 03 Episode 23
The Job (Parts 1 & 2) Written By: Paul Lieberstein & Michael Schur Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits at reception at the corporate office in NY, David Wallace enters, Michael gets up to greet him] Michael: David. David: [confused] Oh, Michael? Michael: Are we all set? David: Isn’t… our interview tomorrow? […]
Season 03 Episode 22
Beach Games Written By: Jennifer Celotta & Greg Daniels Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits at his desk, as Dwight searches on Michael’s computer] Michael: Ughh… Blech. Dwight: Okay, where does it hurt? Michael: Just… all over. I don’t want to do anything… I’m dying. Dwight: No, that’s not how it works. […]
Season 03 Episode 21
Women’s Appreciation Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin [Jim enters the office and walks to his desk Jim: [to Pam] Hey. [Dwight hands Jim a piece of paper] Jim: Oh, what’s this? Dwight: That is a demerit. Jim: [reads demerit] “Jim Halpert, tardiness.” Ugh. I love it […]