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Season 09 Episode 13

Junior Salesman Written By: Carrie Kemper Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin [camera on ground, as Brian packs up his recording gear near Meredith’s desk] Pam: Hey, Brian, you got a sec? Brian: Yeah. I know what you’re going to say. It’s—it’s all right. Pam: No, I heard you got in trouble. I feel […]

Season 09 Episode 12

Customer Loyalty Written By: Jonathan Green & Gabe Miller Directed By: Kelly Cantley Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Gotta clear out these file cabinets, people. A lot of these are dead accounts. “Scranton Mimeograph Corp”? I don’t think we’re doing business with them any time soon. That’s odd. A letter from Robert Dunder. “A valuable artifact […]

Season 09 Episode 11

Suit Warehouse Written By: Dan Greaney Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin [Dwight’s computer chimes] New Instant Message: Stone & Son Suit Warehouse contract expired with their paper provider! Go get it! –David Wallace Dwight: Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They’re a family-owned business. [chuckles] Jim and I used […]

Season 09 Episode 10

Lice Written By: Niki Schwartz-Wright Directed By: Rodman Flender Transcribed By: Admin Kevin: To me, the Sixers are a five-seed, tops. Jim: I think they’re going to the Conference Finals. Kevin: No. Jim: Bynum, an obvious monster. AT the three-point shooting, don’t even– [Jim bites his lip] Jim: I bit my lip at lunch today. […]

Season 09 Episode 09

Dwight Christmas Written By: Robert Padnick Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Jim: [sighs] Oh, I’m having second thoughts about one of the shirts I packed. The blue one with the stripes. Pam: I’m sure it’s fine. It’s a blue shirt. Jim: Well, yeah, but I’m wondering if it’s too blue. Like, am I […]

Season 09 Episode 08

The Target Written By: Graham Wagner Directed By: Brent Forrester Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: Yesterday, Angela may or may not have figured out that I’m having an affair with her husband. So, I just have to wait and see. When she comes in, if she’s cold and awkward and cruel to me, then great, it’s […]

Season 09 Episode 07

The Whale Written By: Carrie Kemper Directed By: Rodman Flender Transcribed By: Admin [everyone standing around reception while Andy is on webcam] Andy: Uh, what else? I’ve seen Dirty Dancing, like, ten times. Breaks my heart every time, you know? [Andy walks up to camera sunburnt] All: Whoa! Andy. Andy: That Swayze sure can dance […]

Season 09 Episode 06

The Boat Written By: Dan Sterling Directed By: John Krasinski Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: [to camera crew] Can you guys come with me for a minute? Oscar: I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I’m in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. […]

Season 09 Episode 05

Here Comes Treble Written By: Owen Ellickson Directed By: Claire Scanlon Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: This year, I decided to really get into the spirit of Halloween. [sneaks up behind Erin with jack-o-lantern on head] Erin: [screams] Both: [screaming] Erin: [screams] Dwight: [laughs] Dwight: It may have been the costliest decision I’ve ever made. [trying […]

Season 09 Episode 04

Work Bus Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Bryan Cranston Transcribed By: Admin Andy: All right, everybody, great season of softball. I’m super proud of you guys, and I think you’re going to like this little highlight reel that I put together. [plays video on TV] All: Dunder Mifflin! Andy: Andy Bernard presents “Summer Softball: […]