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Season 08 Episode 17

Test the Store Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Brent Forrester Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Today is the test launch day for the inaugural Sabre store. Brr brr brr BRR [imitating trumpet] and I, Dwight Schrute, am in charge of the entire operation. If I can prove myself today and the store is a hit […]

Season 08 Episode 16

After Hours Written By: Halsted Sullivan & Warren Lieberstein Directed By: Brian Baumgartner Transcribed By: Admin Pam: Hey Angela, you wanna see a picture of Phillip wearing those little booties you got us? Angela: So cute. Oscar: Hey, you guys want to see a picture of Gerald wearing galoshes? He refused to go out in […]

Season 08 Episode 15

Tallahassee Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Today is the first day of Sabre’s new project to develop a chain of retail stores. I am meeting my new boss, Nellie Bertram, head of special projects. Work starts at nine. Sabre HQ is thirty minutes away, driving the speed limit. […]

Season 08 Episode 14

Special Project Written By: Amelie Gillette Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Jim: Oh ho! Look who’s back reporting for duty. Pam: Hey guys! All: Hey. Pam: [laughing] Hi. Andy: Pam! Ahh! Look what I can do now that she’s no longer pregnant. [pretends to punch Pam in the stomach] Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! […]

Season 08 Episode 13

Jury Duty Written By: Aaron Shure Directed By: Eric Appel Transcribed By: Admin Andy: Val, I need the space. Val: All right guys, clear out. Andy: Everybody out. Val: Promise me you’re going to clean up. Andy: I can’t promise what I’m going to do or not do. Val: Promise me that– Andy: Obviously I’m […]

Season 08 Episode 12

Pool Party Written By: Owen Ellickson Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Oh, ugh. [stands and looks at meatball in chair] What is this, a meatball? Really? [Stanley laughs] Jim: It’s always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she’s out I had to […]

Season 08 Episode 11

Trivia Written By: Steve Hely Directed By: B.J. Novak Transcribed By: Admin [No one is talking in the office; Jim holds up sign that reads “We’re on the longest silent streak in office history! Nobody has said anything in… 14 min!”, Dwight hangs up on a phone call rather than speak, Andy sees a raccoon […]

Season 08 Episode 09

Mrs. California Written By: Dan Greaney Directed By: Charlie Grundy Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [knocks water bottle on to Jim’s desk] Oh, little help. Wow your hair is really thinning. Dwight: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not […]

Season 08 Episode 08

Gettysburg Written By: Robert Padnick Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Gabe: The Sabre Code of Conduct outlines the governing principles key to establishing and maintaining trust with our employees, clients– Kelly: Oh, my God, kill me! Andy: Hey! All right, obviously we all want to die but we have to get through this. […]