Pam’s Replacement Written By: Allison Silverman Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin [Andy walks out of his office to Erin at reception] Andy: Erin. Erin: Yeah? Andy: Hey. In two minutes, I want you to come into this meeting and tell me that I have a really important phone call. I’m not gonna take […]
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Season 08 Episode 06
Doomsday Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Troy Miller Transcribed By: Admin [flickering Lights] Andy: Hey everybody, it’s closing time. You don’t got to go home but you can’t stay here. [plays radio and the song is Closing Time by Semisonic] Erin: [laughs and shrieks] Andy: Closing time. Andy: Every office needs an end of […]
Season 08 Episode 05
Spooked Written By: Carrie Kemper Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Andy: [looking at Angela’s costume] Approved! Andy: [claps] Chef from South Park, it’s genius! Stanley: Just some chef. Andy: I’ve decided to pre-screen all the Halloween costumes this year. I have three simple rules – don’t be offensive, don’t be cliché, and don’t […]
Season 08 Episode 04
Garden Party Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Jim: [entering office] Hey. So, we saw a new billboard. Andy: Yeah? Pretty cool, huh? Andy: What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices than with an ad campaign? And what better face for an ad campaign than our new […]
Season 08 Episode 03
Lotto Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: John Krasinski Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Back orders and you never called them. Oscar: Can you believe this? Erin: There’s a dog in the car. Oscar: You can’t leave a dog in a parked car. [points to I’d rather be snowboarding” bumper sticker] Snowboarder, it figures. Jim: Do […]
Season 08 Episode 02
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Season 08 Episode 01
The List Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: B.J. Novak Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: Oh, for God’s sake. [notices Erin planking on parking lot curb] Oscar: Planking is a very stupid and dangerous trend. Basically, you lie like a plank in weird places. That’s it. Sometimes you get run over. Welcome to the Internet. Erin: […]
Season 07 Episode 27
Search Committee (Part 2) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Nellie Bertram: First, I’ll take down the cubicle walls. Toby: But there aren’t… Nellie: Symbol of transparency. There’d be no titles. Everyone would have the same job. Same goes for me. I’d take your job, but I’d reject the title. […]
Season 07 Episode 26
Search Committee (Part 1) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Creed: [drives up to the entrance of the building, his license plate reads “NEW MGR”] It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin, or as I like to call it, Great Bratton. [gets out of car, tosses his keys toward a nonexistent […]
Season 07 Episode 25
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Troy Miller Transcribed By: Admin Pam: We could get Deangelo flowers. Dwight: No, you can’t get flowers for someone who’s in a coma. They’ll wilt before he wakes up. Phyllis: That’s true. Jim: All in favor of the baskets full of chocolates, teddy bears, […]