The Inner Circle Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin DeAngelo: So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are comin’, and they’re comin’ fast. If you don’t like ’em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright. I’m not here to be your friend. I like […]
Author: theoffive
Season 07 Episode 23
Goodbye Michael (Part 2) Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin DeAngelo: [at the animal shelter with Andy] You know how I met Jo Bennett? And got started on my ladder of success? Andy: No. I don’t. DeAngelo: [hands Andy a dog] I’m walking along, out of work. Again. Thinking to […]
Season 07 Episode 22
Goodbye Michael (Part 1) Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [sitting on the roof of the office building] Well, I’m moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here, getting used to the altitude. Dwight: [walking up] Michael? Michael: Yes? Dwight: I’ve got a treat […]
Season 07 Episode 21
Michael’s Last Dundies Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Mindy Kaling Transcribed By: Admin Michael: It is six a.m. [DeAngelo yawns] and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars! DeAngelo: Yes, and this happens every…? Michael: Every year! This happens, you have a […]
Season 07 Episode 19
Training Day Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Kahlua Sombrero, please. Waiter: All right, so just you tonight? Michael: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I’m a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years. DeAngelo: I’ll drink to that. I’m starting at a company this week. Michael: […]
Season 07 Episode 19
Garage Sale Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Steve Carell Transcribed By: Admin Pam: Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh? Oscar: No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts. Pam: Oh. Pam: Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realised we had a lot […]
Season 07 Episode 18
Todd Packer Written By: Amelie Gillette Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: I have the best survival stock shelter in northeastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So, I must eat and replace everything that’s about to expire. It’s nice not to have to plan my meals. Kevin: You’re eating eight year old […]
Season 07 Episode 17
Threat Level Midnight Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin Delivery Guy: I got a delivery for ya’. Michael: Leave it at reception. Delivery: I’m supposed to deliver this one in person. [pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Michael, who dodges dramatically] Michael: [pulls out two handguns and kills […]
Season 07 Episode 16
PDA Written By: Robert Padnick Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Pam: Hey. How you doing? Darryl: Thinking about my grandmother a lot. Pam: Yeah. Darryl: She was about to turn 97. Pam: At least she lived a very long and I’m sure, a very happy life. Got you this card. When you’re ready. […]
Season 07 Episode 15
The Search Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Michael Spiller Transcribed By: Admin Kelly: Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement. Erin: Oh my gosh! Phyllis: Wow. Kelly: Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced. [throws ring on the ground] Meredith: Sweet! Free Ring! Andy: […]