Sex Ed Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [driving past a line of Mexican men looking for work] Hola, hola. Necesito une bueno worker. Tu esporte! Come on! [man walks away] Que? QUE? Mexican Man: [speaking Spanish] Son: We don’t go with that man. I’ve seen several men go […]
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Season 07 Episode 03
Andy’s Play Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Erin: Andy? [Andy starts boombox and begins singing ‘The Ballad of Sweeney Todd’] Jim: Yes! [as other costumed actors come in and join Andy in song] Erin: Did you write this? Andy: No. Erin: Who did? Andy: Steven Sondheim. Erin: Who is […]
Season 07 Episode 02
Counseling Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Wow. Late every day this week. Pam: We signed Cici up for this daycare. It’s on the other side of town. The traffic… Dwight: Why didn’t I think of this before? Did you know that there is a daycare center opening right […]
Season 07 Episode 01
Nepotism Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin [Elevator opens on Andy, who starts lip dub to the Isley Brothers’ ‘Nobody But Me’, joined by the rest of the Office] Stanley: [to Toby, who’s filming] You fallin’ behind. Ryan: [jumps in front of camera] Wuphf.com! Kelly: Ryan, we’re doing the dance! […]
Season 06 Episode 26
Whistleblower Written By: Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [on Youtube video] There is nothing wrong, nor will there ever be wrong with any Sabre printers. Case closed. [phone rings, Michael picks it up] Michael Scott, as seen on TV. Todd Packer: [high-pitched voice] I saw you on […]
Season 06 Episode 25
The Chump Written By: Aaron Shure Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Toby: This here is a radon test kit. [holding out tiny cylinder disc] Okay I will be putting ’em everywhere. And… please don’t throw these out. [starts snapping towards Michael’s face] This is a radon test kit. [continues snapping] Please don’t throw […]
Season 06 Episode 24
The Cover-Up Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Rainn Wilson Transcribed By: Admin [Pam is on phone and clicking her mouse rhythmically, Jim is clicking his pen equally as much, Dwight notices] Dwight: Stop it! Jim: Stop what? Dwight: You’re talking about me in Morse Code. Well, you know what? Joke’s on […]
Season 06 Episode 23
Body Language Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Mindy Kaling Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Buenos dias, Erin. Erin: Buenos dias, Miguel. [phone rings] Hello, Dunder Mifflin. Michael: No, no, no, no. Solamente en espanol, por favor. Michael: I believe that every man, woman, and child in this country should learn how to speak Spanish. They […]
Season 06 Episode 22
Secretary’s Day Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Steve Carrell Transcribed By: Admin [Andy, Angela, Phyllis, Ryan, Kelly, and Oscar are gathered around Oscar’s computer lauging at a video of Cookie Monster] Cookie Monster: [Kevin’s voice] Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair. Have you seen them? Wait I’m sitting […]
Season 06 Episode 21
Happy Hour Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin [Michael grunts and strains while doing push-ups] Dwight: Breathe. Work your core. Come on. Michael: How many is that? Dwight: Not counting the last one, 25. Michael: Count the last one. Dwight: Okay, 25 and one girl push-up! Michael: Oh, new record! […]