New Leads Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Brent Forrester Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hey Jim, Jim. Come here. [holds up photo] Do you know who that is? Jim: No. Michael: Look at him. Look at him–t-shirt, jeans… Jim: Is he you? Michael: [laughs] I am flattered. That’s Johnny Depp. Jim: Where did you take […]
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Season 06 Episode 18
The Delivery (Part 2) Written By: Charlie Grady Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [in the hospital] Jim: Pam’s doing great. Uh, she’s ten inches dilated now–Uh, sorry, meters– Centimeters. Uh, and she’s also fully faced. Which I don’t know what that is, uh, but no baby yet. It’s only been six, uh, nineteen […]
Season 06 Episode 17
The Delivery (Part 1) Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Seth Gordon Transcribed By: Admin [Pam sits at her desk and talks on the phone to a client] Pam: I just wanted to check and see if there’s anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave… Yeah, I’m pregnant… Great, well, I’ll write […]
Season 06 Episode 19
St. Patrick’s Day Written By: Jonathon Hughes Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hello, hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature’s Viagra! [Michael grabs and pours a scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket] Michael: Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It’ll be a good day. Kelly: […]
Season 06 Episode 16
Manager and Salesman Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Marc Webb Transcribed By: Admin Hotel Employee: [on phone] Vancouver Court Hotel, how many I help you? Michael: Hello Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America! I have a reservation in your fair city from February 12th to the 19th, first […]
Season 06 Episode 15
Sabre Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: John Krasinski Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Oh, yeah. [clapping and chanting] I got a big box, yes, I do. I got a big box how ’bout you? [points to Erin] Erin: [clapping] I got a big box, yes, I do. I got a big box how ’bout you? […]
Season 06 Episode 14
The Banker Written By: Jason Kessler Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And… I’m… pretty nervous about it. And… I’m… making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. […]
Season 06 Episode 13
Secret Santa Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [yelling] Attention everyone! Jim and I, on behalf of– Jim: Too loud. Dwight: –the party planning committee… Jim: Too, too loud. Too Loud. Dwight: But effective, look! [everyone turns to pay attention] On behalf of Jim and I, Merry Christmas. Everyone: […]
Season 06 Episode 12
Scotts Tot Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: B.J. Novak Transcribed By: Admin Andy: You wanted to see me? Michael: Yeah, Have a seat. Andy: Is it serious? [Michael stares] Wow. Andy’s a wittle scared. Michael: Okay, right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have […]
Season 06 Episode 11
Shareholder Meeting Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: [Dwight enters dressed as Recyclops] Not again. Dwight: Bow down before Recyclops. Jim: Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very […]