Casino Night Written By: Steve Carell Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night. And we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania. But it’s for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It’s just nice […]
Category: Season 2
Season 02 Episode 21
Conflict Resolution Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Kevin: So, uh… you found a band for your wedding yet? Pam: No. Kevin: ‘Cause I’m in a band. We really rock. Jim: Yeah, I mean it’s inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I’m fine with it. She hears me […]
Season 02 Episode 20
Drug Testing Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Kevin Malone, you’re next. Spit that out. [Kevin shoves the rest of the donut he’s eating into his mouth] Spit… Okay, come on, let’s go. Jim: You look cute today, Dwight. Dwight: Thanks, girl. Jim: So, yesterday Dwight found half a […]
Season 02 Episode 19
Michael’s Birthday Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin [Michael addresses the men of the office in the conference room] Michael: So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you. Oscar: Who is this guy again? Michael: Don’t worry about Phil. He drives […]
Season 02 Episode 18
Take Your Daughter To Work Day Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Victor Nelli Jr. Transcribed By: Admin Pam: I am actually looking forward to ‘Take Your Daughter to Work’ day. I am not great with kids. But I wanna get better. Because I’m getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy […]
Season 02 Episode 17
Dwight’s Speech Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Let’s think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then… Dwight: They are either going to say yes… or no. Michael: Could go either way. We don’t know what they are going to say. Dwight: Think it through. Michael: Have […]
Season 02 Episode 16
Valentine’s Day Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Pam: I really like Valentine’s Day in this office. It’s kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight’s head on it, it was horrifying and funny and… [delivery man […]
Season 02 Episode 15
Boys and Girls Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Dennie Gordon Transcribed By: Admin Jan: So, I’m happy to be here. It’s very nice to see all of you. You’re all looking well. Pam: Today’s a ‘women in the workplace’ thing. Jan’s coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about… um… I […]
Season 02 Episode 14
The Carpet Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Victor Nelli Jr. Transcribed By: Admin [Ryan is seated at reception, and catches Jim looking at him] Ryan: What? Jim: Oh, nothing. Jim: Pam’s on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it’ll be nice to see her. It’ll be nice, and, uh, she set a date […]
Season 02 Episode 13
The Secret Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Dennie Gordon Transcribed By: Admin Jim: Not much what’s up with you? Pam: Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. [laughing] Oh, my God. Michael: Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where’s the funny? Give it to me. Jim: Umm, is it me […]