The Injury Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Bryan Gordon Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it’s really long. But it’s good. Jim: [off camera] Yeah, that’s right. Pam: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Michael: Pam! It’s Michael. Help me! I need help right now. […]
Category: Season 2
Season 02 Episode 11
Booze Cruise Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin Jim: Hey. Dwight: Hello. Jim? Jim: What’s up, buddy? Dwight: This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here? Jim: Wow, that’s weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that’s pretty good. Dwight: Yeah, well, I’m not paying for my own stuff, […]
Season 02 Episode 10
Christmas Party Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Go. Get the door. Michael: Here we are. Dwight: Go. Push! Michael: Oh god. Dwight: Push! Michael: No, no, turn it around. Dwight: Really shove it. Michael: You’ll break it. Dwight: Shove it through! Break it! Michael: You shove it. Shove […]
Season 02 Episode 09
E-mail Surveillance Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin [Michael is seated at his desk] Michael: It is Friday morning, and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania. [turns in his office chair to look out window, sees man in a turban outside] Oh, my God. Oh! [dials phone number] […]
Season 02 Episode 08
Performance Review Written By: Larry Wilmore Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin [Dwight sits on a fitness orb and bounces] Dwight: You should get one of these. Jim: No. Thank you. Dwight: Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you […]
Season 02 Episode 07
The Client Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin [Ryan enters office] Ryan: Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I’ve got Michael’s lucky tie. Jim: No. They’re in the conference room. Ryan: Good. Pam: Wait, are those Michael’s Levis? Ryan: Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans? Pam: Michael and his […]
Season 02 Episode 06
The Fight Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Where is my desk? Jim: That is weird. Dwight: This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional. Jim: Ok, well, you’re the one who lost the desk. Dwight: I didn’t lose my desk. Jim: Okay, calm down. Where […]
Season 02 Episode 05
Halloween Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Happy Halloween, everyone! [notices Pam, in her cat costume] Oh… that’s great! Pam: Hey… Happy Halloween. Jan called. Michael: Ohh… Okay. Michael: I know why she’s calling. It’s the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by […]
Season 02 Episode 04
The Fire Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin [phone ringing, Pam answers] Pam: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who’s calling? Just a second. [phone ringing, Jim answers] Jim: Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker. Pam: Katy and Jim met in the office. […]
Season 02 Episode 03
Office Olympics Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Michael: I’m an early bird, and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast. Ryan: I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit. Michael: Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan. Ryan: What was the thing, ah, you needed […]