The Job (Parts 1 & 2) Written By: Paul Lieberstein & Michael Schur Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits at reception at the corporate office in NY, David Wallace enters, Michael gets up to greet him] Michael: David. David: [confused] Oh, Michael? Michael: Are we all set? David: Isn’t… our interview tomorrow? […]
Category: Season 3
Season 03 Episode 22
Beach Games Written By: Jennifer Celotta & Greg Daniels Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits at his desk, as Dwight searches on Michael’s computer] Michael: Ughh… Blech. Dwight: Okay, where does it hurt? Michael: Just… all over. I don’t want to do anything… I’m dying. Dwight: No, that’s not how it works. […]
Season 03 Episode 21
Women’s Appreciation Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin [Jim enters the office and walks to his desk Jim: [to Pam] Hey. [Dwight hands Jim a piece of paper] Jim: Oh, what’s this? Dwight: That is a demerit. Jim: [reads demerit] “Jim Halpert, tardiness.” Ugh. I love it […]
Season 03 Episode 20
Product Recall Written By: Justin Spitzer & Brent Forrester Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin [Jim walks into the office dressed like Dwight, and sits at his desk] Jim: It’s kind of blurry. [puts on glasses] That’s better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question. Jim: False. Black […]
Season 03 Episode 19
Safety Training Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [Andy enters the office with a box of his belonging] Andy: Good morning, Pam. Pam: Oh, welcome back, Andy. Andy: Drew. I’m Drew now. Pam: Oh… Drew. Sorry. Andy: Apology not accepted. Because it wasn’t even necessary in the first place. [laughs] […]
Season 03 Episode 18
The Negotiation Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin [Roy paces in the parking lot] Karen: So, do you want to see it or not? Jim: I don’t know. I feel like… Friday night crowds… Karen: Oh, my God. You’re, like, agoraphobic. Jim: Agoraphobic? Karen: Yeah. Jim: Really? Karen: Yeah! You […]
Season 03 Episode 17
Cocktails Written By: Paul Leiberstein Directed By: J.J. Abrams Transcribed By: Admin [Michael is in his office as Dwight straps him into a straightjacket] Michael: Can you confirm that the straps are tight? Dwight: [grabs at straps near Michael’s crotch] Michael: [groans] Dwight: Yes. But this one’s a little… Michael: And now, the chains! Michael: […]
Season 03 Episode 16
Business School Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Joss Whedon Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits on a chair outside of his office, Kevin enters the office] Michael: Oh, hey, Kevin. Nice of you to join us. Where were you? Kevin: My tire blew out on the way here, Michael. Michael: Uh-huh. Kevin: I almost died. […]
Season 03 Episode 15
Phyllis’ Wedding Written By: Caroline Williams Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin [Jim and Dwight sit at their desks, Jim’s computer beeps] Jim: Damn. Lost another file. Gonna have to reboot… again. [Windows reboot sound] Jim: Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid? Dwight: What do you think? Jim: In school, we learned about […]
Season 03 Episode 14
Ben Franklin Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits at his desk, Dwight records him on a camcorder] Michael: Hello, son. If you’re watching this, that means I’m already dead. Life is a road… Dwight: How do you know it’s gonna be a boy? Michael: How–Would you stop interrupting, […]