Whistleblower Written By: Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [on Youtube video] There is nothing wrong, nor will there ever be wrong with any Sabre printers. Case closed. [phone rings, Michael picks it up] Michael Scott, as seen on TV. Todd Packer: [high-pitched voice] I saw you on […]
Category: Season 6
Season 06 Episode 25
The Chump Written By: Aaron Shure Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Toby: This here is a radon test kit. [holding out tiny cylinder disc] Okay I will be putting ’em everywhere. And… please don’t throw these out. [starts snapping towards Michael’s face] This is a radon test kit. [continues snapping] Please don’t throw […]
Season 06 Episode 24
The Cover-Up Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Rainn Wilson Transcribed By: Admin [Pam is on phone and clicking her mouse rhythmically, Jim is clicking his pen equally as much, Dwight notices] Dwight: Stop it! Jim: Stop what? Dwight: You’re talking about me in Morse Code. Well, you know what? Joke’s on […]
Season 06 Episode 23
Body Language Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Mindy Kaling Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Buenos dias, Erin. Erin: Buenos dias, Miguel. [phone rings] Hello, Dunder Mifflin. Michael: No, no, no, no. Solamente en espanol, por favor. Michael: I believe that every man, woman, and child in this country should learn how to speak Spanish. They […]
Season 06 Episode 22
Secretary’s Day Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Steve Carrell Transcribed By: Admin [Andy, Angela, Phyllis, Ryan, Kelly, and Oscar are gathered around Oscar’s computer lauging at a video of Cookie Monster] Cookie Monster: [Kevin’s voice] Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair. Have you seen them? Wait I’m sitting […]
Season 06 Episode 21
Happy Hour Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin [Michael grunts and strains while doing push-ups] Dwight: Breathe. Work your core. Come on. Michael: How many is that? Dwight: Not counting the last one, 25. Michael: Count the last one. Dwight: Okay, 25 and one girl push-up! Michael: Oh, new record! […]
Season 06 Episode 20
New Leads Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Brent Forrester Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hey Jim, Jim. Come here. [holds up photo] Do you know who that is? Jim: No. Michael: Look at him. Look at him–t-shirt, jeans… Jim: Is he you? Michael: [laughs] I am flattered. That’s Johnny Depp. Jim: Where did you take […]
Season 06 Episode 18
The Delivery (Part 2) Written By: Charlie Grady Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [in the hospital] Jim: Pam’s doing great. Uh, she’s ten inches dilated now–Uh, sorry, meters– Centimeters. Uh, and she’s also fully faced. Which I don’t know what that is, uh, but no baby yet. It’s only been six, uh, nineteen […]
Season 06 Episode 17
The Delivery (Part 1) Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Seth Gordon Transcribed By: Admin [Pam sits at her desk and talks on the phone to a client] Pam: I just wanted to check and see if there’s anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave… Yeah, I’m pregnant… Great, well, I’ll write […]
Season 06 Episode 19
St. Patrick’s Day Written By: Jonathon Hughes Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hello, hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature’s Viagra! [Michael grabs and pours a scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket] Michael: Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It’ll be a good day. Kelly: […]