Manager and Salesman Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Marc Webb Transcribed By: Admin Hotel Employee: [on phone] Vancouver Court Hotel, how many I help you? Michael: Hello Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America! I have a reservation in your fair city from February 12th to the 19th, first […]
Category: Season 6
Season 06 Episode 15
Sabre Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: John Krasinski Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Oh, yeah. [clapping and chanting] I got a big box, yes, I do. I got a big box how ’bout you? [points to Erin] Erin: [clapping] I got a big box, yes, I do. I got a big box how ’bout you? […]
Season 06 Episode 14
The Banker Written By: Jason Kessler Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And… I’m… pretty nervous about it. And… I’m… making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. […]
Season 06 Episode 13
Secret Santa Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [yelling] Attention everyone! Jim and I, on behalf of– Jim: Too loud. Dwight: –the party planning committee… Jim: Too, too loud. Too Loud. Dwight: But effective, look! [everyone turns to pay attention] On behalf of Jim and I, Merry Christmas. Everyone: […]
Season 06 Episode 12
Scotts Tot Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: B.J. Novak Transcribed By: Admin Andy: You wanted to see me? Michael: Yeah, Have a seat. Andy: Is it serious? [Michael stares] Wow. Andy’s a wittle scared. Michael: Okay, right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have […]
Season 06 Episode 11
Shareholder Meeting Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: [Dwight enters dressed as Recyclops] Not again. Dwight: Bow down before Recyclops. Jim: Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very […]
Season 06 Episode 10
Murder Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [screaming, Phyllis and Dwight wrestling] Got you! Broken arm! Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom! Ha, gonna flip you! Jim: Once a year Dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world […]
Season 06 Episode 09
Double Date Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Seth Gordon Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Good morning, everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel? Hmmm? Stanley? Stanley: Thank you. [reaches for bagel] Dwight: No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you. Andy: Wow. H & H. You went all the way […]
Season 06 Episode 08
Koi Pond Written By: Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan Directed By: Reggie Hudlin Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Welcome children of the Scranton Industrial Park Community. Kids: YAY! Michael: Join your gangsta pumpkin on his palette truck of doom. Don’t worry about a thing. Rest assured you will see me later. Bwah ha ha… [bumps into […]
Season 06 Episode 07
The Lover Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Lee Eisenberg Transcribed By: Admin Erin: They’re back! Kevin: Oooh yeah… [people chuckle] Kevin: Jim and Pam! Kelly: How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic? Jim: It was. Pam: It really was. Jim: Really was. Kelly: [voice cracks] I’m so happy for you… […]