Special Project Written By: Amelie Gillette Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Jim: Oh ho! Look who’s back reporting for duty. Pam: Hey guys! All: Hey. Pam: [laughing] Hi. Andy: Pam! Ahh! Look what I can do now that she’s no longer pregnant. [pretends to punch Pam in the stomach] Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! […]
Category: Season 8
Season 08 Episode 13
Jury Duty Written By: Aaron Shure Directed By: Eric Appel Transcribed By: Admin Andy: Val, I need the space. Val: All right guys, clear out. Andy: Everybody out. Val: Promise me you’re going to clean up. Andy: I can’t promise what I’m going to do or not do. Val: Promise me that– Andy: Obviously I’m […]
Season 08 Episode 12
Pool Party Written By: Owen Ellickson Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Oh, ugh. [stands and looks at meatball in chair] What is this, a meatball? Really? [Stanley laughs] Jim: It’s always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she’s out I had to […]
Season 08 Episode 11
Trivia Written By: Steve Hely Directed By: B.J. Novak Transcribed By: Admin [No one is talking in the office; Jim holds up sign that reads “We’re on the longest silent streak in office history! Nobody has said anything in… 14 min!”, Dwight hangs up on a phone call rather than speak, Andy sees a raccoon […]
Season 08 Episode 10
New Boss
Season 08 Episode 09
Mrs. California Written By: Dan Greaney Directed By: Charlie Grundy Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [knocks water bottle on to Jim’s desk] Oh, little help. Wow your hair is really thinning. Dwight: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not […]
Season 08 Episode 08
Gettysburg Written By: Robert Padnick Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Gabe: The Sabre Code of Conduct outlines the governing principles key to establishing and maintaining trust with our employees, clients– Kelly: Oh, my God, kill me! Andy: Hey! All right, obviously we all want to die but we have to get through this. […]
Season 08 Episode 07
Pam’s Replacement Written By: Allison Silverman Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin [Andy walks out of his office to Erin at reception] Andy: Erin. Erin: Yeah? Andy: Hey. In two minutes, I want you to come into this meeting and tell me that I have a really important phone call. I’m not gonna take […]
Season 08 Episode 06
Doomsday Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Troy Miller Transcribed By: Admin [flickering Lights] Andy: Hey everybody, it’s closing time. You don’t got to go home but you can’t stay here. [plays radio and the song is Closing Time by Semisonic] Erin: [laughs and shrieks] Andy: Closing time. Andy: Every office needs an end of […]
Season 08 Episode 05
Spooked Written By: Carrie Kemper Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Andy: [looking at Angela’s costume] Approved! Andy: [claps] Chef from South Park, it’s genius! Stanley: Just some chef. Andy: I’ve decided to pre-screen all the Halloween costumes this year. I have three simple rules – don’t be offensive, don’t be cliché, and don’t […]