A.A.R.M. (Part 2) Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: [holding Phillip] Listen, listen. Shh, buddy. Stanley’s sleeping. You don’t want to wake up the grumpy old walrus, do you? Stanley: I heard that. Phillip: Mama. Dwight: Hey, you want me to take the little diaper blaster? Pam can attest, […]
Category: Season 9
Season 09 Episode 22
A.A.R.M (Part 1) Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Erin: The tea in Nepal is very hot. Kevin: But the coffee in Peru is much hotter. Erin: [Erin buzzes him into the office] Dwight: Last week I finally became permanent manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. My first project: increase security. […]
Season 09 Episode 21
Livin’ The Dream Written By: Niki Schwartz-Wright Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Jim: I’m taking some time off from work–well, my other work–because we needed it. Pam: It’s great. Jim: It’s great. Pam: The phone has been ringing off the hook. The guys in Philly are kind of going nuts. Jim: But that […]
Season 09 Episode 20
Paper Airplane Written By: Halsted Sullivan & Warren Lieberstein Directed By: Jesse Peretz Transcribed By: Admin Erin: Oh. Hey, champions. Toby: Good morning. Clark: Quater finals in an hour. Hope you got some sleep cause I am going to be haunting your nightmares tonight. Erin: I did. I got some really good sleep. Clark: Did […]
Season 09 Episode 19
Stairmageddon Written By: Dan Sterling Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin Stanley: [humming] What the hell? No. This is not happening. Erin: Didn’t you get the memo? It’s Stairmageddon! [claps and opens the door to the stairwell] Come on Stanley! [claps] Erin: Dwight is having maintenance done on the elevator today, and he was […]
Season 09 Episode 18
Promos Written By: Tim McAuliffe Directed By: Jennifer Celotta Transcribed By: Admin Kevin: Uh, oh. She’s doing it again. Pam: Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she’s been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don’t know what it is, it’s a book about, um… Clark: It’s pοrn. Pam: Yeah. [Phyllis […]
Season 09 Episode 17
The Farm Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [as elevator door closes] Hold it! Creed: [notices something new about Dwight] New glasses. Erin: Dwight. What a ridiculous, fancy clown you are. Dwight: I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. My aunt Shirley has died. Pam: Oh, […]
Season 09 Episode 16
Moving On (Parts 1 & 2) Written By: Graham Wagner Directed By: Jon Favreau Transcribed By: Admin [David Wallace and Andy in the conference room] David Wallace: No, you lied to me Andy. You pretended to be in this office for three months, and you were sailing on your boat! Andy: I resent that. I–I […]
Season 09 Episode 15
Couples Discount Written By: Allison Silverman Directed By: Troy Miller Transcribed By: Admin [Pam and Jim at their desks, Jim typing] Pam: Hey. I feel so lucky we’re in the same city for Valentine’s Day. Jim: It’s like magic. Or it’s like me getting on my hands and knees and begging my partners to switch […]
Season 09 Episode 14
Vandalism Written By: Owen Ellickson Directed By: Lee Kirk Transcribed By: Admin [Nellie talking to Erin at reception] Nellie: Have you seen Darryl? Erin: He’s around here somewhere. Nellie: Mmm. [Erin smiles deviously] Erin: Yeah, Darryl’s here. So is Santa Claus. It’s just a regular Thursday. [checks for anyone around] Neither guy is here. And, […]