Cocktails Written By: Paul Leiberstein Directed By: J.J. Abrams Transcribed By: Admin [Michael is in his office as Dwight straps him into a straightjacket] Michael: Can you confirm that the straps are tight? Dwight: [grabs at straps near Michael’s crotch] Michael: [groans] Dwight: Yes. But this one’s a little… Michael: And now, the chains! Michael: […]