New Guys Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Erin: Andy’s coming back today! Andy’s coming back today! Ha! Andy’s coming back today. David Wallace sent him on an outward-bound wilderness adventure for a whole month to make him more decisive and confident. He sent his own son too. And the […]
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Season 08 Episode 01
The List Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: B.J. Novak Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: Oh, for God’s sake. [notices Erin planking on parking lot curb] Oscar: Planking is a very stupid and dangerous trend. Basically, you lie like a plank in weird places. That’s it. Sometimes you get run over. Welcome to the Internet. Erin: […]
Season 07 Episode 01
Nepotism Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin [Elevator opens on Andy, who starts lip dub to the Isley Brothers’ ‘Nobody But Me’, joined by the rest of the Office] Stanley: [to Toby, who’s filming] You fallin’ behind. Ryan: [jumps in front of camera] Wuphf.com! Kelly: Ryan, we’re doing the dance! […]
Season 06 Episode 01
Gossip Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [enters office, somersaults onto couch, kicks over painting and lamp] Parkour! Dwight & Andy: [rush into office, Andy climbs on reception desk, Dwight holds video camera] Andy: Parkour! Dwight: [walking on Pam’s desk, then Jim’s desk] Extreme! Parkour! Jim: This… is Parkour. […]
Season 05 Episode 01
Weight Loss Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Michael: All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up. [cheering] Dwight: From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more. Michael: This […]
Season 04 Episode 01
Fun Run (Part 1) Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin [Michael eats a bowl of cereal at his condo] Michael: Okay, well… I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize, domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well, she bought the milk. […]
Season 03 Episode 01
Gay Witch Hunt Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin Ryan: Yeah, I’m not a temp anymore. I got Jim’s uh, old job. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say “Ryan Howard is a temp.” It will say “Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate […]
Season 02 Episode 01
The Dundies Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. [holds up a trophy of a business man] And this is everybody’s favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here […]
Season 01 Episode 01
Pilot Written By: Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin [Michael is seated at his desk, talking to Jim] Michael: All right, Jim, your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library? Jim: Oh, I told you. I couldn’t close it. So… Michael: So you’ve come […]