Vandalism Written By: Owen Ellickson Directed By: Lee Kirk Transcribed By: Admin [Nellie talking to Erin at reception] Nellie: Have you seen Darryl? Erin: He’s around here somewhere. Nellie: Mmm. [Erin smiles deviously] Erin: Yeah, Darryl’s here. So is Santa Claus. It’s just a regular Thursday. [checks for anyone around] Neither guy is here. And, […]
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Season 08 Episode 14
Special Project Written By: Amelie Gillette Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Jim: Oh ho! Look who’s back reporting for duty. Pam: Hey guys! All: Hey. Pam: [laughing] Hi. Andy: Pam! Ahh! Look what I can do now that she’s no longer pregnant. [pretends to punch Pam in the stomach] Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! […]
Season 07 Episode 14
The Seminar Written By: Steve Hely Directed By: B.J. Novak Transcribed By: Admin David Brent: Oh, sorry, mate. Michael: [English accent] Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me. Mate. David: [laughing] What you doing? Michael: English? David: You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that. Michael: Oh, no, no, I’m not picking on you […]
Season 06 Episode 14
The Banker Written By: Jason Kessler Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And… I’m… pretty nervous about it. And… I’m… making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. […]
Season 05 Episode 14
Stress Relief (Part 1) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Last week I gave a fire safety talk. [clears throat] And nobody paid any attention. It’s my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. […]
Season 04 Episode 14
Chair Model Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Pam: W.B. Jones is renovating their offices and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get. Jim: So we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there. Pam: Which just means we get […]
Season 03 Episode 14
Ben Franklin Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits at his desk, Dwight records him on a camcorder] Michael: Hello, son. If you’re watching this, that means I’m already dead. Life is a road… Dwight: How do you know it’s gonna be a boy? Michael: How–Would you stop interrupting, […]
Season 02 Episode 14
The Carpet Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Victor Nelli Jr. Transcribed By: Admin [Ryan is seated at reception, and catches Jim looking at him] Ryan: What? Jim: Oh, nothing. Jim: Pam’s on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it’ll be nice to see her. It’ll be nice, and, uh, she set a date […]