The Farm Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [as elevator door closes] Hold it! Creed: [notices something new about Dwight] New glasses. Erin: Dwight. What a ridiculous, fancy clown you are. Dwight: I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. My aunt Shirley has died. Pam: Oh, […]
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Season 08 Episode 17
Test the Store Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Brent Forrester Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Today is the test launch day for the inaugural Sabre store. Brr brr brr BRR [imitating trumpet] and I, Dwight Schrute, am in charge of the entire operation. If I can prove myself today and the store is a hit […]
Season 07 Episode 17
Threat Level Midnight Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin Delivery Guy: I got a delivery for ya’. Michael: Leave it at reception. Delivery: I’m supposed to deliver this one in person. [pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Michael, who dodges dramatically] Michael: [pulls out two handguns and kills […]
Season 06 Episode 17
The Delivery (Part 1) Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Seth Gordon Transcribed By: Admin [Pam sits at her desk and talks on the phone to a client] Pam: I just wanted to check and see if there’s anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave… Yeah, I’m pregnant… Great, well, I’ll write […]
Season 05 Episode 17
Lecture Circuit (Part 2) Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin [previously on The Office…] Michael: I am on a lecture circuit. I’m goin’ around to all the branches, and I’m telling them my secret recipe for success. Michael: I have now memorised all of your names. Shirty, Mole, Lazy Eye, […]
Season 04 Episode 17
Job Fair Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hey. Ready? Come on, show me excited! Oscar: Yes. [small fist-pumps from both Pam and Oscar.] Michael: Yeah, I’m pretty excited too. Michael: Today I’m heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find […]
Season 03 Episode 17
Cocktails Written By: Paul Leiberstein Directed By: J.J. Abrams Transcribed By: Admin [Michael is in his office as Dwight straps him into a straightjacket] Michael: Can you confirm that the straps are tight? Dwight: [grabs at straps near Michael’s crotch] Michael: [groans] Dwight: Yes. But this one’s a little… Michael: And now, the chains! Michael: […]
Season 02 Episode 17
Dwight’s Speech Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Let’s think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then… Dwight: They are either going to say yes… or no. Michael: Could go either way. We don’t know what they are going to say. Dwight: Think it through. Michael: Have […]