Promos Written By: Tim McAuliffe Directed By: Jennifer Celotta Transcribed By: Admin Kevin: Uh, oh. She’s doing it again. Pam: Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she’s been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don’t know what it is, it’s a book about, um… Clark: It’s pοrn. Pam: Yeah. [Phyllis […]
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Season 08 Episode 18
Last Day In Florida Written By: Robert Padnick Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin Andy: [exiting office] Everyone stop what you’re doing, I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us. Everyone: [gasps] What?! Why is that? Andy: He’s gone, damn it! He’s been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail and he’s staying […]
Season 07 Episode 18
Todd Packer Written By: Amelie Gillette Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: I have the best survival stock shelter in northeastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So, I must eat and replace everything that’s about to expire. It’s nice not to have to plan my meals. Kevin: You’re eating eight year old […]
Season 06 Episode 18
The Delivery (Part 2) Written By: Charlie Grady Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [in the hospital] Jim: Pam’s doing great. Uh, she’s ten inches dilated now–Uh, sorry, meters– Centimeters. Uh, and she’s also fully faced. Which I don’t know what that is, uh, but no baby yet. It’s only been six, uh, nineteen […]
Season 05 Episode 18
Blood Drive Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Phone Salesman: Hi. Pam: Good morning, can I help you? Phone Salesman: Yes, I’m from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott. Pam: I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Phone […]
Season 04 Episode 18
Goodbye ,Toby (Part 1) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [cell phone rings] Hello, this is Dwight Schrute. [phone keeps ringing] Hello? Jim: [presses button on headset] Hello, this is Dwight. Dwight: Hello? Hello? Jim: Yes, we do have that. Hold on one second… Dwight: Jim, what are you […]
Season 03 Episode 18
The Negotiation Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin [Roy paces in the parking lot] Karen: So, do you want to see it or not? Jim: I don’t know. I feel like… Friday night crowds… Karen: Oh, my God. You’re, like, agoraphobic. Jim: Agoraphobic? Karen: Yeah. Jim: Really? Karen: Yeah! You […]
Season 02 Episode 18
Take Your Daughter To Work Day Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Victor Nelli Jr. Transcribed By: Admin Pam: I am actually looking forward to ‘Take Your Daughter to Work’ day. I am not great with kids. But I wanna get better. Because I’m getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy […]