Stairmageddon Written By: Dan Sterling Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin Stanley: [humming] What the hell? No. This is not happening. Erin: Didn’t you get the memo? It’s Stairmageddon! [claps and opens the door to the stairwell] Come on Stanley! [claps] Erin: Dwight is having maintenance done on the elevator today, and he was […]
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Season 08 Episode 19
Get the Girl Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Rainn Wilson Transcribed By: Admin Pam: [telephone ringing] This is Pam. Oh, my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we’ll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling. Kevin: Nice. Pam: There’s this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse […]
Season 07 Episode 19
Training Day Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Kahlua Sombrero, please. Waiter: All right, so just you tonight? Michael: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I’m a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years. DeAngelo: I’ll drink to that. I’m starting at a company this week. Michael: […]
Season 07 Episode 19
Garage Sale Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Steve Carell Transcribed By: Admin Pam: Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh? Oscar: No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts. Pam: Oh. Pam: Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realised we had a lot […]
Season 06 Episode 19
St. Patrick’s Day Written By: Jonathon Hughes Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hello, hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature’s Viagra! [Michael grabs and pours a scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket] Michael: Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It’ll be a good day. Kelly: […]
Season 05 Episode 19
Golden Ticket Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Pam: [on the phone] Yeah, that’s no problem. Michael: Pam? Pam: [on the phone] Sure. Uh huh. Michael: Pam? Knock, knock. Pam: I’m on the phone. Michael: I know you are. Knock, knock. Pam: [on the phone] You can fax it over. […]
Season 04 Episode 19
Goodbye, Toby (Part 2) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Toby: [Michael hands him a present] Wow, thanks, Michael, I… Michael: Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend. Holly: [enters conference room] Hello. […]
Season 03 Episode 19
Safety Training Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [Andy enters the office with a box of his belonging] Andy: Good morning, Pam. Pam: Oh, welcome back, Andy. Andy: Drew. I’m Drew now. Pam: Oh… Drew. Sorry. Andy: Apology not accepted. Because it wasn’t even necessary in the first place. [laughs] […]
Season 02 Episode 19
Michael’s Birthday Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin [Michael addresses the men of the office in the conference room] Michael: So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you. Oscar: Who is this guy again? Michael: Don’t worry about Phil. He drives […]