Welcome Party Written By: Jonathan Green & Gabe Miller Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Fake Jim: Morning, Dwight Dwight: Who are you? Fake Jim: Who am I? I’m Jim. We’ve been working together for twelve years. Weird joke, Dwight. Dwight: You’re not Jim. Jim’s not Asian. Fake Jim: You seriously never noticed? Hey, […]
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Season 08 Episode 03
Lotto Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: John Krasinski Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Back orders and you never called them. Oscar: Can you believe this? Erin: There’s a dog in the car. Oscar: You can’t leave a dog in a parked car. [points to I’d rather be snowboarding” bumper sticker] Snowboarder, it figures. Jim: Do […]
Season 07 Episode 03
Andy’s Play Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Erin: Andy? [Andy starts boombox and begins singing ‘The Ballad of Sweeney Todd’] Jim: Yes! [as other costumed actors come in and join Andy in song] Erin: Did you write this? Andy: No. Erin: Who did? Andy: Steven Sondheim. Erin: Who is […]
Season 06 Episode 03
The Promotion Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Jennifer Celotta Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [in Michael’s office] Could you please sign my expense report? Michael: No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item. That is Jim’s now. I am exclusively big picture, epic. Dwight: [in Jim’s office] Sign this. Jim: Ah, ah, ah. […]
Season 05 Episode 03
Business Ethics Written By: Ryan Koh Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Pam: [on the phone] Well, I should go. Jim: Alright. I’ll tell everybody here that you say hi. Pam: No, don’t. I’m mad at them. Jim: Why, what happened? Pam: Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement. Jim: […]
Season 03 Episode 03
The Coup Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin [waiting on Pam to be done with the microwave] Michael: Ahhhhhhhhh. [whispering loudly] I’m hungry. Michael: Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is… Varsity Blues! Michael: Let’s gooooo! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Dwight: [directing people […]
Season 02 Episode 03
Office Olympics Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Michael: I’m an early bird, and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast. Ryan: I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit. Michael: Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan. Ryan: What was the thing, ah, you needed […]
Season 01 Episode 03
Health Care Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Pam! Pamela, Pam-a-lama-ding-dong. Making copies. Pam: I’m not making any copies. Michael: Let’s go! Messages, stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway. Pam: Nothing new. Michael: Lay them on moi. What? Pam: There’s nothing new. Michael: That’s not what […]