Here Comes Treble Written By: Owen Ellickson Directed By: Claire Scanlon Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: This year, I decided to really get into the spirit of Halloween. [sneaks up behind Erin with jack-o-lantern on head] Erin: [screams] Both: [screaming] Erin: [screams] Dwight: [laughs] Dwight: It may have been the costliest decision I’ve ever made. [trying […]
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Season 08 Episode 05
Spooked Written By: Carrie Kemper Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Andy: [looking at Angela’s costume] Approved! Andy: [claps] Chef from South Park, it’s genius! Stanley: Just some chef. Andy: I’ve decided to pre-screen all the Halloween costumes this year. I have three simple rules – don’t be offensive, don’t be cliché, and don’t […]
Season 07 Episode 05
The Sting Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Look at that. Oscar: Huh? Michael: Nice! Oscar: I love cycling. Andy, I feel like a tourist in my own city. I literally can’t wait to wake up every morning. Pam: Okay. Michael: She is a beaut! Dwight: Can’t beat a […]
Season 06 Episode 05
Niagara (Part 2) Written By: Greg Daniels & Mindy Kaling Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Kevin: It’s a good idea. Oscar: It’s not a good idea. There’s no such thing as a good hairpiece. Kevin: Yeah. But that’s easy enough for you to say, Oscar. You have that thick, beautiful, Chicano hair. So […]
Season 05 Episode 05
Crime Aid Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Jennifer Celotta Transcribed By: Admin Receptionist: Pam, line three. Pam: Okay, thanks. Pam: New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money. I thought about selling a kidney, but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate. Pam: Hey. […]
Season 04 Episode 05
Launch Party (Part 1) Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin [Michael stands up talking in the conference room, everyone sits at the table looking at the TV intently] Michael: And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable. They’re just numbers and boring and blech. So, what I […]
Season 03 Episode 05
Initiation Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they? Ryan: A dime and a nickel. Dwight: No, I said one of them is not a nickel. Ryan: But the other one […]
Season 02 Episode 05
Halloween Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Happy Halloween, everyone! [notices Pam, in her cat costume] Oh… that’s great! Pam: Hey… Happy Halloween. Jan called. Michael: Ohh… Okay. Michael: I know why she’s calling. It’s the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by […]
Season 01 Episode 05
Basketball Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [to Jim] Hey, you ready? Michael: All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent. Dwight: Michael! Michael: Today at lunchtime we’re going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game […]