The Boat Written By: Dan Sterling Directed By: John Krasinski Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: [to camera crew] Can you guys come with me for a minute? Oscar: I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I’m in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. […]
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Season 08 Episode 06
Doomsday Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Troy Miller Transcribed By: Admin [flickering Lights] Andy: Hey everybody, it’s closing time. You don’t got to go home but you can’t stay here. [plays radio and the song is Closing Time by Semisonic] Erin: [laughs and shrieks] Andy: Closing time. Andy: Every office needs an end of […]
Season 07 Episode 06
Costume Contest Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Dean Holland Transcribed By: Admin Andy: What about this one? It’s kinda badass, right? Just seems kinda crazy in a way I might need right now. Jim: I don’t know. [looks at Stanley, who took his mug and is drinking out of it] Oh! That’s… not… yours. […]
Season 06 Episode 06
Mafia Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Michael: The fundamentals of business. The funda-mentals of business. “Mental” is part of the word, I have underlined it. Because you’re mental, if you don’t have a good time. You have to enjoy it. Toby: Well, the “fun” is in it. [conference room […]
Season 05 Episode 06
Employee Transfer Written By: Anthony Q. Farrell Directed By: David Rogers Transcribed By: Admin Kelly: [dressed as Carrie Bradshaw] Wow, you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween. Phyllis: [dressed as Raggedy Ann] Shh. He wears that so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you? Kelly: Oh, I’m Carrie Bradshaw from […]
Season 04 Episode 06
Launch Party (Part 2) Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin Michael: How we doing on time? Angela: The party starts in an hour. Michael: Good. These are some things that I would like to have happen. Angela: Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting? Michael: Mmmhmm. Angela: Something made of […]
Season 03 Episode 06
Diwali Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Miguel Arteta Transcribed By: Admin Kelly: There you go. Michael: Nice dress, Ryan. Kelly: It’s not a dress. It’s a kurta. Michael: [laughing] Okay. Michael: Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. What is […]
Season 02 Episode 06
The Fight Written By: Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Where is my desk? Jim: That is weird. Dwight: This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional. Jim: Ok, well, you’re the one who lost the desk. Dwight: I didn’t lose my desk. Jim: Okay, calm down. Where […]
Season 01 Episode 06
Hot Girl Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Adam Heckerling Transcribed By: Admin Jan: Are you listening to me Michael? Michael: Affirmative Jan: What did I just say? Michael: You just said, let me uh… check my notes. You just said… Jan: Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales. Michael: Hey, […]