Dwight Christmas Written By: Robert Padnick Directed By: Charles McDougall Transcribed By: Admin Jim: [sighs] Oh, I’m having second thoughts about one of the shirts I packed. The blue one with the stripes. Pam: I’m sure it’s fine. It’s a blue shirt. Jim: Well, yeah, but I’m wondering if it’s too blue. Like, am I […]
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Season 08 Episode 09
Mrs. California Written By: Dan Greaney Directed By: Charlie Grundy Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: [knocks water bottle on to Jim’s desk] Oh, little help. Wow your hair is really thinning. Dwight: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not […]
Season 07 Episode 09
WUPHF.com Written By: Aaron Shure Directed By: Danny Leiner Transcribed By: Admin [the lights and power go off in the office] Dwight: Uh-Oh. Okay, okay, nobody panic. Listen Up, listen up. [turns On Flashlight and holds it to his face] Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We’ve got enough food for 14 days. After that, […]
Season 06 Episode 09
Double Date Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Seth Gordon Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Good morning, everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel? Hmmm? Stanley? Stanley: Thank you. [reaches for bagel] Dwight: No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you. Andy: Wow. H & H. You went all the way […]
Season 05 Episode 09
Frame Toby Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Jason Reitman Transcribed By: Admin Angela: Are you swallowing them whole? You’re eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue? Kevin: [with mouth full] Yes. Dwight: Brownies, is it? Hm. Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No thank you, I’ll stick with my jerky. […]
Season 04 Episode 09
Local Ad Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Jason Reitman Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Yeah! Everything! Oh it’s all good, it’s all good. Phyllis! Phyllis: Dancing babies! Michael: Dancing babies! I love it! I love it! Michael: We are making a commercial for Dunder Mifflin today. Our first ad ever. Corporate purchased some air time […]
Season 03 Episode 09
The Convict Written By: Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Pam: Ohhhh! She’s absolutely adorable! Hannah: He. Pam: Oh, sorry. He’s–he’s dressed all in pink. Hannah: That’s his favorite color. Pam: Oh. That’s… fun for him. Stanley: Fantastic. Michael: Ohhh, wow. Look at that. How cute. Hannah: Thank you. […]
Season 02 Episode 09
E-mail Surveillance Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin [Michael is seated at his desk] Michael: It is Friday morning, and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania. [turns in his office chair to look out window, sees man in a turban outside] Oh, my God. Oh! [dials phone number] […]