Hot Girl Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Adam Heckerling Transcribed By: Admin Jan: Are you listening to me Michael? Michael: Affirmative Jan: What did I just say? Michael: You just said, let me uh… check my notes. You just said… Jan: Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales. Michael: Hey, […]
Tag: Season 1
Season 01 Episode 05
Basketball Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [to Jim] Hey, you ready? Michael: All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent. Dwight: Michael! Michael: Today at lunchtime we’re going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game […]
Season 01 Episode 04
The Alliance Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Bryan Gordon Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Michael!? Michael: Oh! God. Dwight, come on… Dwight: I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing? Michael: There’s no downsizing. Dwight: I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager? Michael: Assistant to the regional manager Dwight. […]
Season 01 Episode 03
Health Care Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Pam! Pamela, Pam-a-lama-ding-dong. Making copies. Pam: I’m not making any copies. Michael: Let’s go! Messages, stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway. Pam: Nothing new. Michael: Lay them on moi. What? Pam: There’s nothing new. Michael: That’s not what […]
Season 01 Episode 02
Diversity Day Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hey, uh, can I help you out in here? Mr. Brown: Oh, I’m all set, thanks. Michael: Gotcha. Good. I’d go with the rows. That’s a good idea. Michael: Today is diversity day, and someone’s going to come in and talk […]
Season 01 Episode 01
Pilot Written By: Greg Daniels, Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin [Michael is seated at his desk, talking to Jim] Michael: All right, Jim, your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library? Jim: Oh, I told you. I couldn’t close it. So… Michael: So you’ve come […]