The Return Written By: Michael Schur, Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin [Dwight walks through a parking lot to an office building, karate kicks and punches the air before entering] Dwight: I have left Dunder Mifflin after many record-breaking years, and am officially on the job market. And it’s […]
Tag: Season 3
Season 03 Episode 12
Travelling Salesman Written By: Michael Schur, Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Greg Daniels Transcribed By: Admin [Michael sits at his desk in his office] Michael: Jim! Could you come in here please? [types on keyboard] Harvey: [robotic voice] Hi, Jim. Jim: Hello. Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks. Michael: [laughs] Sorry. […]
Season 03 Episode 11
Back From Vacation Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Julian Farino Transcribed By: Admin [all the sales people sit around the table in the conference room] Jim: All right, let’s get started. Umm… Oh, first off, we’re supposed to be pushing cardstock this week, so… let’s push cardstock this week. Uh, also– [to Dwight] what […]
Season 03 Episode 10
A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1 & 2) Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Harold Ramis Transcribed By: Admin [Dwight enters the office holding a dead goose] Dwight: Merry Christmas! [holds up dead goose and puts it on Pam’s desk] Pam: Merry Christ–- [looks up] No! Why are you–why did you bring that here? Dwight: Don’t […]
Season 03 Episode 09
The Convict Written By: Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Pam: Ohhhh! She’s absolutely adorable! Hannah: He. Pam: Oh, sorry. He’s–he’s dressed all in pink. Hannah: That’s his favorite color. Pam: Oh. That’s… fun for him. Stanley: Fantastic. Michael: Ohhh, wow. Look at that. How cute. Hannah: Thank you. […]
Season 03 Episode 08
The Merger Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin [Toby enters the office] Toby: Hey. Pam: Hey. How’d the run go? Toby: Ah, pretty good. I finished. Pam: That’s great. Toby: Thanks. Dwight: [scoffs] Why is that great? Pam: Because he accomplished something. Dwight: What was your mile time? Toby: About […]
Season 03 Episode 07
Branch Closing Written By: Michael Schur Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin Karen: Hey. Jim: Hey. Karen: Who are you faxing so early in the morning? Jim: Oh, umm… kinda hard to explain. Jim: I don’t have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of […]
Season 03 Episode 06
Diwali Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Miguel Arteta Transcribed By: Admin Kelly: There you go. Michael: Nice dress, Ryan. Kelly: It’s not a dress. It’s a kurta. Michael: [laughing] Okay. Michael: Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. What is […]
Season 03 Episode 05
Initiation Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they? Ryan: A dime and a nickel. Dwight: No, I said one of them is not a nickel. Ryan: But the other one […]
Season 03 Episode 04
Grief Counselling Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Roger Nygard Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse? Ryan: Uh, no thanks, I’m good. Michael: Oh, it’s okay, I’m going down. Ryan: Um… Yeah, absolutely. Michael: All right, I’ll be right back. [goes down pretend stairs] Dwight: [laughs […]