Tag: Season 5

Season 05 Episode 28

Company Picnic Written By: Ken Kwapis Directed By: Jennifer Celotta & Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin [Erin’s phone ring, she answers] Erin: [whispers] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin… He’s not available right now… Uh-huh… Yes… Sure, I’ll give him the message when he gets up–gets back. Jim: Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let […]

Season 05 Episode 27

Café Disco Written By: Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Erin: Oh my God! I can’t believe it! I jut won an art contest! [Erin screams, Pam and Jim look at each other, Dwight, laughing, gets up and hands her some money] Erin: [whispers] Thanks. I still don’t understand […]

Season 05 Episode 26

Casual Friday Written By: Anthony Q. Farrell Directed By: Brent Forrester Transcribed By: Admin Kevin: At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin’s Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I’m serious about this stuff. […]

Season 05 Episode 25

Broke Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Steve Carell Transcribed By: Admin Michael: It’s 4:30 in the morning. Do you know where your kids are? If you are Ryan’s parents or Pam’s parents or my parents, you do. They’re gonna be in this van. With me. Who am I? Nothing to fear. I am just […]

Season 05 Episode 24

Heavy Competition Written By: Ryan Koh Directed By: Ken Whittingham Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Hup! [throws cheese puff to Ryan who catches it in his mouth] Pam: Things are a little slow here. And there’s only so much cold-calling you can do in a day. Turns out there’s no limit to the number of cheese […]

Season 05 Episode 23

The Michael Scott Paper Company Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Gene Stupnitsky Transcribed By: Admin Michael: It’s Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. [tries to parallel park, hits car] Michael: Okay. Not gonna make this one. [drives away revealing plenty of space […]

Season 05 Episode 22

Dream Team Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Jim: [phone ringing] You gonna answer that, Kev? Kevin: Oh, right. Thanks. [reading off index card] Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [cupping the mouthpiece, yelling] Oscar, your mom! Jim: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones […]

Season 05 Episode 21

Two Weeks Written By: Aaron Shure Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit. I got on that ramp and I thought two hours, two hours to go. Feeling good. Listen to some tunes. Should’ve […]

Season 05 Episode 20

New Boss Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Michael, since it is your fifteenth anniversary at the company, I thought it might be appropriate to begin the festivities with a fifteen-minute round of applause. Michael: I like it. Dwight: Followed by a fifteen-minute moment of silence. […]

Season 05 Episode 19

Golden Ticket Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Pam: [on the phone] Yeah, that’s no problem. Michael: Pam? Pam: [on the phone] Sure. Uh huh. Michael: Pam? Knock, knock. Pam: I’m on the phone. Michael: I know you are. Knock, knock. Pam: [on the phone] You can fax it over. […]