Blood Drive Written By: Brent Forrester Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Phone Salesman: Hi. Pam: Good morning, can I help you? Phone Salesman: Yes, I’m from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott. Pam: I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Phone […]
Tag: Season 5
Season 05 Episode 17
Lecture Circuit (Part 2) Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin [previously on The Office…] Michael: I am on a lecture circuit. I’m goin’ around to all the branches, and I’m telling them my secret recipe for success. Michael: I have now memorised all of your names. Shirty, Mole, Lazy Eye, […]
Season 05 Episode 14
Stress Relief (Part 1) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: Last week I gave a fire safety talk. [clears throat] And nobody paid any attention. It’s my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. […]
Season 05 Episode 15
Stress Relief (Part 2) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Michael: I don’t get it. Do I stress you out? Dwight: Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors. Michael: Oh… Dwight: Speaking of which… [hands Michael the paper to sign for Dwight’s formal apology] […]
Season 05 Episode 16
Lecture Circuit (Part 1) Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Ken Kwapis Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [breathing heavy over intercom, starts laughing] Jim: This morning the phone guy comes in, and he shows Michael that the phones have a PA function. And then he just left. Michael: [over PA] This is your captain speaking, the […]
Season 05 Episode 13
Prince Family Paper Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Asaad Kelada Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: What’s this? Jim: Looks like a red wire. Dwight: Hmm. It wasn’t here before. Jim: Well, it’s a computer Dwight, computers have wires. Dwight: Yours doesn’t. Jim: Doesn’t it? Dwight: No, it’s going in a different direction then the other […]
Season 05 Episode 12
The Duel Written By: Jennifer Celotta Directed By: Dean Holland Transcribed By: Admin Pam: [answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. I’m sorry, he’s not in yet. Would you like his voicemail? Michael: [heard yelling from the street] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, okay! Twelve miles an hour. Eat that, Carl Lewis! Pam: Angela made several […]
Season 05 Episode 11
Moroccan Christmas Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: What is this? Jim: Happy Holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas. Dwight: You’re so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours? Jim: Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping. Dwight: Yeah, no […]
Season 05 Episode 10
The Surplus Written By: Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Oscar: Here are our final actual costs for this year. Michael: Mmm… okay. Oscar: As you can see, we did pretty well, so… Michael: Yes. Yes, I can see… that we did indeed. Why don’t you explain this to […]
Season 05 Episode 09
Frame Toby Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Jason Reitman Transcribed By: Admin Angela: Are you swallowing them whole? You’re eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue? Kevin: [with mouth full] Yes. Dwight: Brownies, is it? Hm. Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No thank you, I’ll stick with my jerky. […]