Search Committee (Part 1) Written By: Paul Lieberstein Directed By: Jeffrey Blitz Transcribed By: Admin Creed: [drives up to the entrance of the building, his license plate reads “NEW MGR”] It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin, or as I like to call it, Great Bratton. [gets out of car, tosses his keys toward a nonexistent […]
Tag: Season 7
Season 07 Episode 25
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager Written By: Justin Spitzer Directed By: Troy Miller Transcribed By: Admin Pam: We could get Deangelo flowers. Dwight: No, you can’t get flowers for someone who’s in a coma. They’ll wilt before he wakes up. Phyllis: That’s true. Jim: All in favor of the baskets full of chocolates, teddy bears, […]
Season 07 Episode 24
The Inner Circle Written By: Charlie Grandy Directed By: Matt Sohn Transcribed By: Admin DeAngelo: So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are comin’, and they’re comin’ fast. If you don’t like ’em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright. I’m not here to be your friend. I like […]
Season 07 Episode 23
Goodbye Michael (Part 2) Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin DeAngelo: [at the animal shelter with Andy] You know how I met Jo Bennett? And got started on my ladder of success? Andy: No. I don’t. DeAngelo: [hands Andy a dog] I’m walking along, out of work. Again. Thinking to […]
Season 07 Episode 22
Goodbye Michael (Part 1) Written By: Greg Daniels Directed By: Paul Feig Transcribed By: Admin Michael: [sitting on the roof of the office building] Well, I’m moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here, getting used to the altitude. Dwight: [walking up] Michael? Michael: Yes? Dwight: I’ve got a treat […]
Season 07 Episode 21
Michael’s Last Dundies Written By: Mindy Kaling Directed By: Mindy Kaling Transcribed By: Admin Michael: It is six a.m. [DeAngelo yawns] and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars! DeAngelo: Yes, and this happens every…? Michael: Every year! This happens, you have a […]
Season 07 Episode 19
Training Day Written By: Daniel Chun Directed By: Paul Lieberstein Transcribed By: Admin Michael: Kahlua Sombrero, please. Waiter: All right, so just you tonight? Michael: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I’m a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years. DeAngelo: I’ll drink to that. I’m starting at a company this week. Michael: […]
Season 07 Episode 19
Garage Sale Written By: Jon Vitti Directed By: Steve Carell Transcribed By: Admin Pam: Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh? Oscar: No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts. Pam: Oh. Pam: Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realised we had a lot […]
Season 07 Episode 18
Todd Packer Written By: Amelie Gillette Directed By: Randall Einhorn Transcribed By: Admin Dwight: I have the best survival stock shelter in northeastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So, I must eat and replace everything that’s about to expire. It’s nice not to have to plan my meals. Kevin: You’re eating eight year old […]
Season 07 Episode 17
Threat Level Midnight Written By: B.J. Novak Directed By: Tucker Gates Transcribed By: Admin Delivery Guy: I got a delivery for ya’. Michael: Leave it at reception. Delivery: I’m supposed to deliver this one in person. [pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Michael, who dodges dramatically] Michael: [pulls out two handguns and kills […]